Too lazy today to be original
Published on November 26, 2004 By oleteach In Humor
These are not my thoughts...but I approve of most of them...They sound a little like greywar's humor...maybe that is the source.

As I've Matured...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you feel in them.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it .
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
If you pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll will not appreciate it. Who knows,maybe something good will happen. If not...tough!

Comments
on Nov 26, 2004
BWahahahahahahaha! (and No I won't pay Chiprj royalties!)
on Nov 26, 2004
Is that where I got it? My poor memory...at least I remember that I was not the author.
on Nov 11, 2005
These are distilled gems of wisdom. Continue with your researches on what goes right or wrong inlife and yourobservations bothas an outsider and an insider. U have good insight. Keep it up Hope to hear many more gems (not germs) falling from yourmouth!!!