Blue, Red or Undecided...Here is the criteria to solve your voting problems
No matter which side of the political fence you're on,
you have here the criteria for voting in November :}
George and Laura Bush and John and Therese Kerry are
traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station,
George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as john
and Therese buy just one ticket.
"How are the two of you going to travel on only one
ticket?" asks George W, astonished at what he is
seeing.
"Watch and learn," answers John.
They all board the train. George and Laura take their
respective seats but John and Therese cram into a
toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the
train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and
says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack
and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
conductor takes it and moves on.
The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a
clever idea, so after the game they decide to try a
similar plan on the return trip. When they get to the
station they see the Kerrys at the window buying a
single ticket for the return trip. To their
astonishment, the Kerrys see that the Bushes don't
buy any ticket at all.
"Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling
without a ticket?" says Therese
"Watch and learn," answers Laura Bush.
When they board the train the Bushs cram themselves
into a toilet and the Kerrys cram into another
toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is
on its way, George W. leaves their toilet and walks
over to the toilet in which the Kerrys are hiding.
George W. knocks on their door and says, "Ticket,
please."
(And you're still trying to figure out how the
Democrats lost that election.) "Have a Great Day!"